Monday, April 27, 2009

Today is my birthday and the cake is on fire


Or maybe not. But it was some three days ago. I turned twenty-one and it was fun. Now, looking at the photos, I realized who my astro-sisters were: Moy and Hanna. A dormant shumboy and a post-break up gal the two are, patiently listening to this angry girl's rants and tirades. Oh why do I love them? Because we practically love everything together: books, music, movies (although they have way better taste than I'll ever have, for, as some know, I am too lazy to look around). We are dusts of the same star, new-borns delivered by the same stork, and pollens taken from the same flower. Yeah, cliche, but who the fuck cares, right?

We may not have known each other forever, the important thing is that we have one another now. Someone out there knows how thankful I am for the two of you. :)

I love you, gals. You made the first day of the twenty-first year of my life lovelier.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Chuck NEEDS Season Three


I just started watching NBC's Chuck this summer and I fell deeply in love with it. Now it is under fire with the impending cancellation, so we need to do something to stop that. So I'm making my list why Chuck should still air.

Here's my top seven reasons to LOVE Chuck

note: I might, and most probably, edit this later.


1. The Dorks
I mean, who wouldn't love the dorks at Nerd Herd? Who? They are absolutely adorable. Chuck Bartowski's wit, adorable smile, sweet, comforting words, and awkward statements always win hearts. Morgan Grimes' amazing ideas (yeah, remember the cage fight for the Assistant Manager position?) and supportiveness is super sweet. Jeff's creepiness verges on the funny (but still creepy if you'll think about it), while Lester's attempt on coolness - although pathetic and somewhat annoying - still deserves some credit.

2. The Gals
I know the fight scenes are just really for you dorkies out there who fantasize over strong women and shit, so I am letting it go. I don't want to rain on your parade, anyways. It is also undeniable that the girl fights are also a big attraction on the show. I mean dorks and hot girls on one feeding? Now that's reality and fantasy meshed for most viewers. Now you can identify with Chuck Bartowski or Morgan Grimes and dream of having a Sarah Walker or Anna Wu as your girl. Amazing, right?

3. John Casey
Now who could resist a grunting, tough guy on the outside but sweet and sensitive person in the inside for a potential friend? I, myself, love Casey. He's amazing. The repressed person in him shows his humane side - cliche, but adorable. Plus Adam Baldwin's really cute in a scary way.

4. Ellie and Captain Awesome
Because they are just the most ideal people in the world! I love how sweet they are to each other, and to Chuck. They're just too cute!

5. The Other Good Looking, Visiting Spies
I do not know if good looks are really required to be an agent, but really, those who are visiting the intersect are such eye candies! Name one who looks like shit and they'll kick your ass.

6. Amazing Musical Scoring
Well, yeah. I'm a bit biased because I know most of the songs and the artists they used in the show. But this is my list! I get to write and enumerate why I love the show. And any single show that used Rogue Wave, Eels, Bon Iver, Bloc Party, Franz Ferdinand, Spoon, Band of Horses, Flight of the Conchords, Ra Ra Riot, and The Hives (among of course other amazing artists) is definitely an AMAZING series for me.
P.S. I almost had a heart attack when "Skinny Love" played in Chuck Vs. The Break Up. I let "Lake Michigan" and "No One's Gonna Love You" go, but "Skinny Love" really did it for me. I'm still waiting for "Signs" to play, maybe then I'll get a real heart attack, or just faint in the least.
P.P.S. Alright, I cheated. I looked up the list of songs played in the series 'cos I don't want to be surprised, Okay? And, yeah, I haven't caught up with the season yet. Hee hee.

7. All the cool people are watching it
Alright. Maybe not. So maybe this is relative. Well, at least I think cool people are watching the show. :)

Please help save Chuck. Spread the word, campaign for a Season Three.



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Monday, April 20, 2009

Song Gluttony

My friends and I have always been "protective" about the music we listen to. We don't like sharing playlists to non-friends (as we call other acquaintances) and especially to the unlikeable people. I know this is quite snobbish and arrogant of us, as if we have the best taste in music - and I am not even going near that one because I know there are tons of other people who can claim they have better taste in music than I have. It's just that, sometimes, don't you ever feel like you like something so much that the outside mediocre world will only under appreciate and exploit the greatness of that beloved thing? That's just what I always feel. Which is why I resolved to share only with friends and close family whom I know will love the stuff the way they should be loved.

I am so "protective" to my beloved bands that I hardly post their names, songs, or mp3s in my Multiply and Facebook accounts unless I can set them to private where only my kindred spirited friends can view.

This may sound unfair and ironic to the bands - that I love them too much I care who else are listening to them - but I really think that they will benefit from it, too. See, I'm an Indie lover, and I really think that the bands and artists I follow and love would prefer an appreciative (if not intelligent, 'cos that's just too picky right now) audience and fanbase rather than the mainstream crowd - and isn't that the reason why they are not on the mainstream anyways?

Okay, they may also claim that they want to educate the vast crowd to what real music is all about - and I am not saying that I am an expert myself - but I don't think I can participate on that level yet. I cannot just go around and make other people appreciate my Indies. God knows I am starting with my sister who prefers the Pussycat Dolls over Imogen Heap or Feist, and I think I can only tolerate her because she is my beloved little sister, but another blow like that, I might not make it.

So maybe this is why I'm starting another topic in this blog of mine - featured artists due to my inability to contain my love for certain bands and artists (and since this blog is obscure as ass that I hope the people who will end up clicking here are really looking for the artists I will be talking about).

So yes. There it goes. I will now decide upon which artist I'll be talking about in my next post.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Oh, I missed blogging


Another for today.

A friend posted this photo in Facebook and I just had to save it. It is totally ominous. I feel like my future child will end up looking like it when he gets to attend his comic-con.

Why? Because for one, I'm quite hell-bent to have a gay child. Because, one, they are always loving to their mothers, and I kinda feel like I'd be one to shape a kid into gayness with my personality; two, my guy's a huge geek, he'll most probably rub some of it on the child. So in the end, I am expecting to have a gay geek child. Lovely, isn't it? :)

Homebased jobs

I have always been wanting to get a job that will require me to sit in front of my computer and just stay on the net. It is lovely and ideal and dreamy. I could do what I want with my time and just compensate later on when I already feel like it. But I never really had the time to rigorously check every site if they're legit with all my studies and all. But now, I have free time on my hands. And I am dying of boredom.

So what I'll be doing now is sharing my puny knowledge in the field by posting a trusted site one at a time. And my site for this post is: www.rarejob.com.

This site is looking for part-time English tutors for their customers in Japan. It is amazing because one only requires a proper internet connection (whether home or public), English skills, and a University of the Philippines credential. :)

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Happy birthday, love!


Happy birthday!

I kinda made a birthday/love playlist for your 22nd birthday. haha

I love you. :D

Saturday, February 07, 2009

To The Dancers in the Rain

1. Put your iPod on shuffle (or any music player).
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Ugly Girl by Fleming and John

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Fly by Cynthia Alexander

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Micro Cuts by Muse

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Community by Mirah

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Jezebel by Sade

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Paris is Burning by St. Vincent

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Today Will be Better, I Swear! by Stars

WHAT IS 2+2?
Almost Crimes by Broken Social Scene

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
A Beginning by Peter Broderick (haha! Pooooooooooooorky!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Talons by Bloc Party

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The Ballad of the Beacons Field Miners by Foo Fighters

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Engine Heart by Mirah

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Calendar Girl by Stars

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Let It Die by Feist

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Swimmers by Broken Social Scene

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Teddy Pickers by Arctic Monkeys

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Shampoo Suicide by Broken Social Scene

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
And It's Supposed to be Love by Ayo.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Walking After You by Foo Fighters

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Warrior by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
I'll Stick Around by Foo Fighters

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Carnival by The Cardigans

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Daylight Slaving by From Autumn to Ashes

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Dark Shines by Muse

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
The Last Thing I Want to Do by Ciudad (nadali mo!)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Ina-Nene by Pinikpikan

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Guilty by Yann Tiersen

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The Sun by Mirah

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Mariella by Kate Nash

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
To The Dancers in the Rain by Emilie Simon

Friday, January 16, 2009

The new English-as-a-medium-of-instruction Bill

"To insist that the kids speak in English to express themselves in schools, or that the teacher teaches Science and Math in English and require students to answer in the same language, is to insist that the tail wag the dog. It is not only cruel, it is idiotic. All the studies show that kids learn best in their own language, and conversely that they learn hardest in a foreign one. Filipino kids trying to learn Science and Math in English do double the work Japanese kids do in trying to learn Science and Math in Japanese, or Thai kids do trying to learn Science and Math in Thai. And the results show it. Filipino kids do poorly in both as compared with Japanese or Thai kids."
- Conrado de Quiros, 'Knave's English'

I hope this bill never pass. It's ridiculous and over the top. We need a better system in educating our youth, and not a different language as a medium in teaching.

Notes on John Fiske's 'Popular Discrimination'

John Fiske
Popular Discrimination

Outline:

I. Introduction
A. Underestimation of the masses’ ability to discriminate products of popular culture.
B. “Popular culture has been denied discriminatory ability.”
II. “Critical Discrimination” vs. “Popular Discrimination”
A. Critical Discrimination
a. “Applied exclusively to high culture”
b. “ability to discriminate distinguishes the ‘cultured’ from the ‘uncultured’”
c. Concept, has always contained, however repressed, a dimension of social discrimination
d. Characteristics: quality and aesthetics
i. Aestheticism: “weapon in class struggle”, to distinguish the cultured, high society from others, focused on the Classics (art);
a. universalized into the essence of humanity;
b. distances art from necessity, anti-materialistic, art as self-contained, completed, contains in itself everything that it needs for appreciation, no more reader input needed, “art for art’s sake”
e. Function: to mask the social under the aesthetic, so the aesthetic ‘quality’ as marker of the social status of those who can appreciate it
B. Popular Discrimination
a. Begins with which products to use in the production of popular culture TO the linking of meanings and pleasures derived from the process of consuming such products related with the situations of everyday life
b. 2 key characteristics: Relevance and productivity
i. Relevance: the interconnections between a text and the immediate social situation of its readers;
a. text as socially and historically specific and will change as the dragging of time through history.
o text’s example: Miami Vice and Latinos
c. “Popular is functional”
a. Functional artworks: as reminders for holidays, family histories, propaganda – help one make sense of and cope with one’s subordination in society
o Example David Halle: study of paintings, contrast between the homes of the middle and upper class and the working class
b. Works to pluralize the meanings, pleasures, and uses of the text because it has to serve different functions for the different readers; artwork can only be functional if it is relevant.
c. Popular taste – for polysemic texts which are open to multiple interpretations; different from aestheticism, no hierarchy of readings
d. Role of academic critic of pop culture – social as much as textual, simultaneous tracing of the meanings in the text and relevance in the society
e. Texts are more of cultural resources rather than art objects
a. Michael de Certeau metaphor of the text as a supermarket
f. Popular reader holds no reverence for the text but sees it as a resource to be used at will against aesthetic reader reading on the text’s terms;
a. Concerned less with unity than with the pleasures and meanings the elements can provoke, “undisciplined” vs. aesthetic requiring understanding for overall unity, etc. – whole shebang goes with the disregard to the artist (who is otherwise revered in aestheticism).
g. Focuses on the conditions of consumption rather than of its production as opposed to the appreciation of the uniqueness of the artistic prowess that produced the text, the emblem, the signature (which is also valued for its monetary significance for the bourgeoisie).
III. Popular texts vs. ‘highbrow texts’
A. Popular texts
a. 3 main reasons for the highbrow dismissal of the popular texts:
o Their conventionality, conformity to the generic patterns, and being mass-produced.
o Their superficiality, sensationalism, obviousness, and predictability.
o Their easiness and failure to challenge the readers.
b. Focus on the generic convention which benefits a “three-way contract” between the audience, producer, and text.
c. Necessary openness attributed to its conventionality and superficiality:
o They have to appeal on the surface so the readers can supply meanings.
1. Example: contrast between a soap opera which gives chance to its viewers to give meaning to the events in the show and a Broadway play which obliges viewers to ‘decipher’ the meaning
o Keeps the cost down
o (of plot lines) Enables readers to write ahead and expect that they’d tune in more, be empowered, and situated in a far more democratic relationship with the text.
d. Absence of the need for difficulty, challenge and complexity, since the text and its author are not superior to the readers, but required to align itself with the readers’ whims. But this does not insinuate that the reader is passive (as there is an obvious participation of the reader), however, the participation is not necessarily laborious.
e. Can be and are challenging, too, on the other hand, but different from highbrow texts.
o Mostly on who is challenged, activating social conflicts
B. Highbrow texts
a. ‘difficult’
b. Filter readers up to those who have the competency to understand it.
c. Difficulty- measure of social exclusivity than textual quality
d. Challenge: aesthetic in two main arenas:
o Individual- between the reader and the decoding of the text, involves the development of the individual to his/her superiority that in the end will again form a faction of an elite force (Leavis); forgot to note that the individuals were already a part of the ruling class that made the aesthetic discrimination a self-confirming conservatism.
o Social- offered by the avant-garde, which is radical aesthetically.
e. “Textual challenge still had social distinction built into it, but the distinction worked not only to maintain, but actually to increase, social difference and to defend current power relations.”
f. Challenge: “always offered primarily within the realm of the aesthetic and any social dimension never crosses class barriers and thus never challenges the econ base of society, nor its differential distribution of power.”
IV. Popular art
A. Challenge: social instead of aesthetic, “The various formations of the people who experience various forms of subordination are challenged constantly by the conditions of their social experience: they do not need challenge in their art as well.”
B. Masses need art to be functional and useful for everyday life.
C. Meanings, complexities, and challenges of pop art are to be found in the ways of its potential to be mobilized socially, not only in the texts
V. Fandom
A. Readers who became intensely involved in pop culture.
B. Poised between pop and high culture, the fan works with both popular and critical discrimination.
C. Marked by excess: obsessive; practices are exaggerations of the more popular reader
D. Fan knowledge – fan cultural capital:
a. Gives similar social benefits (to those of the official cultural capital of the bourgeoisie) like prestige, sense of belonging, and feeling of self-worth;
b. Cannot be so easily translated into econ capital (although this is debatable).
i. Econ capital: fan memorabilias, mint conditioned comic books, 1st edition books, classic records, industrial texts, knowledge itself through promotion, etc.
ii. Value due to the item’s scarcity economical terms, distinctiveness socially, and authenticity culturally.
iii. Final step of ‘gentrifying’ of pop art to enhance it further, if its in mint condition, the item being unread or unused, and for autographed items, with the signature as the gentrifying agent.

*as published in Popular Culture: A Reader edited by Raiford Guins, et al.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

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if my posts won't work, just email me. I'll send you the ebook. Yea?Ü

Faspitch - All Under Heaven

All Under Heaven - Faspitch

Nuts about 'em

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Domestication

Okay. This is my dramatic night. But I will not fall to the I-do-everything-around-here crap. I'm just wildly pissed off.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Coraline by Neil Gaiman

Coraline
Copyright ©2002 by Neil Gaiman

Fairy tales are more than true: not because
they tell us that dragons exist, but because
they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
—G. K. Chesterton

I.
Coraline discovered the door a little while after they moved into the house.
It was a very old house—it had an attic under the roof and a cellar under the ground and an
overgrown garden with huge old trees in it.
Coraline's family didn't own all of the house—it was too big for that. Instead they owned part of
it.
There were other people who lived in the old house.
Miss Spink and Miss Forcible lived in the flat below Coraline's, on the ground floor. They were
both old and round, and they lived in their flat with a number of aging Highland terriers who had
names like Hamish and Andrew and Jock. Once upon a time Miss Spink and Miss Forcible had been actresses, as Miss Spink told Coraline the first time she met her.
“You see, Caroline,” Miss Spink said, getting Coraline's name wrong, “both myself and Miss Forcible were famous actresses, in our time. We trod the boards, luvvy. Oh, don't let Hamish eat the fruitcake, or he'll be up all night with his tummy.”
“It's Coraline. Not Caroline. Coraline,” said Coraline.
In the flat above Coraline's, under the roof, was a crazy old man with a big mustache. He told Coraline that he was training a mouse circus. He wouldn't let anyone see it.
“One day, little Caroline, when they are all ready, everyone in the whole world will see the wonders of my mouse circus. You ask me why you cannot see it now. Is that what you asked me?”
“No,” said Coraline quietly, “I asked you not to call me Caroline. It's Coraline.”
“The reason you cannot see the mouse circus,” said the man upstairs, “is that the mice are not yet ready and rehearsed. Also, they refuse to play the songs I have written for them. All the songs I have written for the mice to play gooompah oompah . But the white mice will only playtoodle oodle , like that. I am thinking of trying them on different types of cheese.”
Coraline didn't think there really was a mouse circus. She thought the old man was probably making it up.
The day after they moved in, Coraline went exploring.
She explored the garden. It was a big garden: at the very back was an old tennis court, but no one in the house played tennis and the fence around the court had holes in it and the net had mostly rotted away; there was an old rose garden, filled with stunted, flyblown rosebushes; there was a rockery that was all rocks; there was a fairy ring, made of squidgy brown toadstools which smelled dreadful if you accidentally trod on them.
There was also a well. On the first day Coraline's family moved in, Miss Spink and Miss
Forcible made a point of telling Coraline how dangerous the well was, and they warned her to be sure she kept away from it. So Coraline set off to explore for it, so that she knew where it was, to keep away from it properly.
She found it on the third day, in an overgrown meadow beside the tennis court, behind a clump of trees—a low brick circle almost hidden in the high grass. The well had been covered up by wooden boards, to stop anyone falling in. There was a small knothole in one of the boards, and Coraline spent an afternoon dropping pebbles and acorns through the hole and waiting, and counting, until she heard theplop as they hit the water far below.
Coraline also explored for animals. She found a hedgehog, and a snakeskin (but no snake), and a rock that looked just like a frog, and a toad that looked just like a rock.
There was also a haughty black cat, who sat on walls and tree stumps and watched her but slipped away if ever she went over to try to play with it.
That was how she spent her first two weeks in the house—exploring the garden and the grounds.
Her mother made her come back inside for dinner and for lunch. And Coraline had to make sure she dressed up warm before she went out, for it was a very cold summer that year; but go out she did, exploring, every day until the day it rained, when Coraline had to stay inside.
“What should I do?” asked Coraline.
“Read a book,” said her mother. “Watch a video. Play with your toys. Go and pester Miss Spink or Miss Forcible, or the crazy old man upstairs.”
“No,” said Coraline. “I don't want to do those things. I want to explore.”
“I don't really mind what you do,” said Coraline's mother, “as long as you don't make a mess.”
Coraline went over to the window and watched the rain come down. It wasn't the kind of rain you could go out in—it was the other kind, the kind that threw itself down from the sky and splashed where it landed. It was rain that meant business, and currently its business was turning the garden into a muddy, wet soup.
Coraline had watched all the videos. She was bored with her toys, and she'd read all her books.
She turned on the television. She went from channel to channel to channel, but there was nothing on but men in suits talking about the stock market, and talk shows. Eventually, she found something to watch: it was the last half of a natural history program about something called protective coloration. She watched animals, birds, and insects which disguised themselves as leaves or twigs or other animals to escape from things that could hurt them. She enjoyed it, but it
ended too soon and was followed by a program about a cake factory.
It was time to talk to her father.
Coraline's father was home. Both of her parents worked, doing things on computers, which meant that they were home a lot of the time. Each of them had their own study.
“Hello Coraline,” he said when she came in, without turning round.
“Mmph,” said Coraline. “It's raining.”
“Yup,” said her father. “It's bucketing down.”
“No,” said Coraline. “It's just raining. Can I go outside?”
“What does your mother say?”
“She says you're not going out in weather like that, Coraline Jones.”
“Then, no.”
“But I want to carry on exploring.”
“Then explore the flat,” suggested her father. “Look—here's a piece of paper and a pen. Count all the doors and windows. List everything blue. Mount an expedition to discover the hot water tank. And leave me alone to work.”
“Can I go into the drawing room?” The drawing room was where the Joneses kept the expensive(and uncomfortable) furniture Coraline's grandmother had left them when she died. Coraline wasn't allowed in there. Nobody went in there. It was only for best.
“If you don't make a mess. And you don't touch anything.”
Coraline considered this carefully, then she took the paper and pen and went off to explore the inside of the flat.
She discovered the hot water tank (it was in a cupboard in the kitchen).
She counted everything blue (153).
She counted the windows (21).
She counted the doors (14).
Of the doors that she found, thirteen opened and closed. The other—the big, carved, brown wooden door at the far corner of the drawing room—was locked.
She said to her mother, “Where does that door go?”
“Nowhere, dear.”
“It has to go somewhere.”
Her mother shook her head. “Look,” she told Coraline.
She reached up and took a string of keys from the top of the kitchen doorframe. She sorted through them carefully, and selected the oldest, biggest, blackest, rustiest key. They went into the drawing room. She unlocked the door with the key.
The door swung open.
Her mother was right. The door didn't go anywhere. It opened onto a brick wall.
“When this place was just one house,” said Coraline's mother, “that door went somewhere.
When they turned the house into flats, they simply bricked it up. The other side is the empty flat on the other side of the house, the one that's still for sale.”
She shut the door and put the string of keys back on top of the kitchen doorframe.
“You didn't lock it,” said Coraline.
Her mother shrugged. “Why should I lock it?” she asked. “It doesn't go anywhere.”
Coraline didn't say anything.
It was nearly dark outside now, and the rain was still coming down, pattering against the windows and blurring the lights of the cars in the street outside.
Coraline's father stopped working and made them all dinner.
Coraline was disgusted. “Daddy,” she said, “you've made arecipe again.”
“It's leek and potato stew with a tarragon garnish and melted Gruyère cheese,” he admitted.
Coraline sighed. Then she went to the freezer and got out some microwave chips and a
microwave minipizza.
“You know I don't like recipes,” she told her father, while her dinner went around and around and the little red numbers on the microwave oven counted down to zero.
“If you tried it, maybe you'd like it,” said Coraline's father, but she shook her head.
That night, Coraline lay awake in her bed. The rain had stopped, and she was almost asleep when something wentt-t-t-t-t-t. She sat up in bed.
Something went kreeee...
...aaaak
Coraline got out of bed and looked down the hall, but saw nothing strange. She walked down the hall. From her parents’ bedroom came a low snoring—that was her father—and an occasional sleeping mutter—that was her mother.
Coraline wondered if she'd dreamed it, whatever it was.
Something moved.
It was little more than a shadow, and it scuttled down the darkened hall fast, like a little patch of night.
She hoped it wasn't a spider. Spiders made Coraline intensely uncomfortable.
The black shape went into the drawing room, and Coraline followed it a little nervously.
The room was dark. The only light came from the hall, and Coraline, who was standing in the doorway, cast a huge and distorted shadow onto the drawing room carpet—she looked like a thin giant woman.
Coraline was just wondering whether or not she ought to turn on the lights when she saw the black shape edge slowly out from beneath the sofa. It paused, and then dashed silently across the carpet toward the farthest corner of the room.
There was no furniture in that corner of the room.
Coraline turned on the light.
There was nothing in the corner. Nothing but the old door that opened onto the brick wall.
She was sure that her mother had shut the door, but now it was ever so slightly open. Just a crack. Coraline went over to it and looked in. There was nothing there—just a wall, built of red bricks.
Coraline closed the old wooden door, turned out the light, and went to bed.
She dreamed of black shapes that slid from place to place, avoiding the light, until they were all gathered together under the moon. Little black shapes with little red eyes and sharp yellow teeth.
They started to sing,
We are small but we are many
We are many we are small
We were here before you rose
We will be here when you fall.
Their voices were high and whispering and slightly whiney. They made Coraline feel
uncomfortable.
Then Coraline dreamed a few commercials, and after that she dreamed of nothing at all.

II.
The next day it had stopped raining, but a thick white fog had lowered over the house.
“I'm going for a walk,” said Coraline.
“Don't go too far,” said her mother. “And dress up warmly.”
Coraline put on her blue coat with a hood, her red scarf, and her yellow Wellington boots.
She went out.
Miss Spink was walking her dogs. “Hello, Caroline,” said Miss Spink. “Rotten weather.”
“Yes,” said Coraline.
“I played Portia once,” said Miss Spink. “Miss Forcible talks about her Ophelia, but it was my
Portia they came to see. When we trod the boards.”
Miss Spink was bundled up in pullovers and cardigans, so she seemed more small and circular than ever. She looked like a large, fluffy egg. She wore thick glasses that made her eyes seem huge.
“They used to send flowers to my dressing room. Theydid ,” she said.
“Who did?” asked Coraline.
Miss Spink looked around cautiously, looking over first one shoulder and then over the other,peering into the mists as though someone might be listening.
“Men,” she whispered. Then she tugged the dogs to heel and waddled off back toward the house.
Coraline continued her walk.
She was three quarters of the way around the house when she saw Miss Forcible, standing at the door to the flat she shared with Miss Spink.
“Have you seen Miss Spink, Caroline?”
Coraline told her that she had, and that Miss Spink was out walking the dogs.
“I do hope she doesn't get lost—it'll bring on her shingles if she does, you'll see,” said Miss Forcible. “You'd have to be an explorer to find your way around in this fog.”
“I'm an explorer,” said Coraline.
“Of course you are, luvvy,” said Miss Forcible. “Don't get lost, now.”
Coraline continued walking through the gardens in the gray mist. She always kept in sight of the house. After about ten minutes of walking she found herself back where she had started.
The hair over her eyes was limp and wet, and her face felt damp.
“Ahoy! Caroline!” called the crazy old man upstairs.
“Oh, hullo,” said Coraline.
She could hardly see the old man through the mist.
He walked down the steps on the outside of the house that led up past Coraline's front door to the door of his flat. He walked down very slowly. Coraline waited at the bottom of the stairs.
“The mice do not like the mist,” he told her. “It makes their whiskers droop.”
“I don't like the mist much, either,” admitted Coraline.
The old man leaned down, so close that the bottoms of his mustache tickled Coraline's ear. “The mice have a message for you,” he whispered.
Coraline didn't know what to say.
“The message is this.Don't go through the door .” He paused. “Does that mean anything to you?”
“No,” said Coraline.
The old man shrugged. “They are funny, the mice. They get things wrong. They got your name wrong, you know. They kept saying Coraline. Not Caroline. Not Caroline at all.”
He picked up a milk bottle from the bottom of the stairs and started back up to his attic flat.
Coraline went indoors. Her mother was working in her study. Her mother's study smelled of flowers.
“What shall I do?” asked Coraline.
“When do you go back to school?” asked her mother.
“Next week,” said Coraline.
“Hmph,” said her mother. “I suppose I shall have to get you new school clothes. Remind me,dear, or else I'll forget,” and she went back to typing things on the computer screen.
“What shall Ido ?” repeated Coraline.
“Draw something,” Her mother passed her a sheet of paper and a ballpoint pen.
Coraline tried drawing the mist. After ten minutes of drawing she still had a white sheet of paper with
M T
S
I
—written on it in one corner in slightly wiggly letters. She grunted and passed it to her mother.
“Mm. Very modern, dear,” said Coraline's mother.
Coraline crept into the drawing room and tried to open the old door in the corner. It was locked once more. She supposed her mother must have locked it again. She shrugged.
Coraline went to see her father.
He had his back to the door as he typed. “Go away,” he said cheerfully as she walked in.
“I'm bored,” she said.
“Learn how to tap-dance,” he suggested, without turning around.
Coraline shook her head. “Why don't you play with me?” she asked.
“Busy,” he said. “Working,” he added. He still hadn't turned around to look at her. “Why don't you go and bother Miss Spink and Miss Forcible?”
Coraline put on her coat and pulled up her hood and went out of the house. She went downstairs.
She rang the door of Miss Spink and Miss Forcible's flat. Coraline could hear a frenzied woofing as the Scottie dogs ran out into the hall. After a while Miss Spink opened the door.
“Oh, it's you, Caroline,” she said. “Angus, Hamish, Bruce, down now, luvvies. It's only Caroline. Come in, dear. Would you like a cup of tea?”
The flat smelled of furniture polish and dogs.
“Yes, please,” said Coraline. Miss Spink led her into a dusty little room, which she called the parlor. On the walls were black-and-white photographs of pretty women, and theater programs in frames. Miss Forcible was sitting in one of the armchairs, knitting hard.
They poured Coraline a cup of tea in a little pink bone china cup, with a saucer. They gave her a dry Garibaldi biscuit to go with it.
Miss Forcible looked at Miss Spink, picked up her knitting, and took a deep breath. “Anyway,April. As I was saying: you still have to admit, there's life in the old dog yet.”
“Miriam, dear, neither of us is as young as we were.”
“Madame Arcati,” replied Miss Forcible. “The nurse inRomeo . Lady Bracknell. Character parts. They can't retire you from the stage.”
“Now, Miriam, weagreed, ” said Miss Spink. Coraline wondered if they'd forgotten she was there. They weren't making much sense; she decided they were having an argument as old and comfortable as an armchair, the kind of argument that no one ever really wins or loses but which can go on forever, if both parties are willing.
She sipped her tea.
“I'll read the leaves, if you want,” said Miss Spink to Coraline.
“Sorry?” said Coraline.
“The tea leaves, dear. I'll read your future.”
Coraline passed Miss Spink her cup. Miss Spink peered shortsightedly at the black tea leaves in the bottom. She pursed her lips.
“You know, Caroline,” she said, after a while, “you are in terrible danger.”
Miss Forcible snorted, and put down her knitting. “Don't be silly, April. Stop scaring the girl.
Your eyes are going. Pass me that cup, child.”
Coraline carried the cup over to Miss Forcible. Miss Forcible looked into it carefully, shook her head, and looked into it again.
“Oh dear,” she said. “You were right, April. Sheis in danger.”
“See, Miriam,” said Miss Spink triumphantly. “My eyes are as good as they ever were....”
“What am I in danger from?” asked Coraline.
Misses Spink and Forcible stared at her blankly. “It didn't say,” said Miss Spink. “Tea leaves aren't reliable for that kind of thing. Not really. They're good for general, but not for specifics.”
“What should I do then?” asked Coraline, who was slightly alarmed by this.
“Don't wear green in your dressing room,” suggested Miss Spink.
“Or mention the Scottish play,” added Miss Forcible.
Coraline wondered why so few of the adults she had met made any sense. She sometimes
wondered who they thought they were talking to.
“And be very, very careful,” said Miss Spink. She got up from the armchair and went over to the fireplace. On the mantelpiece was a small jar, and Miss Spink took off the top of the jar and began to pull things out of it. There was a tiny china duck, a thimble, a strange little brass coin, two paper clips and a stone with a hole in it.
She passed Coraline the stone with a hole in it.
“What's it for?” asked Coraline. The hole went all the way through the middle of the stone. She held it up to the window and looked through it.
“It might help,” said Miss Spink. “They're good for bad things, sometimes.”
Coraline put on her coat, said good-bye to Misses Spink and Forcible and to the dogs, and went outside.
The mist hung like blindness around the house. She walked slowly to the stairs up to her family's flat, and then stopped and looked around.
In the mist, it was a ghost-world.In danger? thought Coraline to herself. It sounded exciting. It didn't sound like a bad thing. Not really.
Coraline went back upstairs, her fist closed tightly around her new stone.

III.
The next day the sun shone, and Coraline's mother took her into the nearest large town to buy clothes for school. They dropped her father off at the railway station. He was going into London for the day to see some people.
Coraline waved him good-bye.
They went to the department store to buy the school clothes.
Coraline saw some Day-Glo green gloves she liked a lot. Her mother refused to buy them for her, preferring instead to buy white socks, navy blue school underpants, four gray blouses, and a dark gray skirt.
“But Mum,everybody at school's got gray blouses and everything.Nobody's got green gloves. I could be the only one.”
Her mother ignored her; she was talking to the shop assistant. They were talking about which kind of sweater to get for Coraline, and were agreeing that the best thing to do would be to get one that was embarrassingly large and baggy, in the hopes that one day she might grow into it.
Coraline wandered off and looked at a display of Wellington boots shaped like frogs and ducks and rabbits.
Then she wandered back.
“Coraline? Oh, there you are. Where on earth were you?”
“I was kidnapped by aliens,” said Coraline. “They came down from outer space with ray guns,but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped.”
“Yes, dear. Now, I think you could do with some more hair clips, don't you?”
“No.”
“Well, let's say half a dozen, to be on the safe side,” said her mother.
Coraline didn't say anything.
In the car on the way back home, Coraline said, “What's in the empty flat?”
“I don't know. Nothing, I expect. It probably looks like our flat before we moved in. Empty rooms.”
“Do you think you could get into it from our flat?”
“Not unless you can walk through bricks, dear.”
“Oh.”
They got home around lunchtime. The sun was shining, although the day was cold. Coraline's mother looked in the fridge and found a sad little tomato and a piece of cheese with green stuff growing on it. There was only a crust in the bread bin.
“I'd better dash down to the shops and get some fish fingers or something,” said her mother. “Do you want to come?”
“No,” said Coraline.
“Suit yourself,” said her mother, and left. Then she came back and got her purse and car keys and went out again.
Coraline was bored.
She flipped through a book her mother was reading about native people in a distant country; how every day they would take pieces of white silk and draw on them in wax, then dip the silks in dye, then draw on them more in wax and dye them some more, then boil the wax out in hot water, and then finally, throw the now-beautiful cloths on a fire and burn them to ashes.
It seemed particularly pointless to Coraline, but she hoped that the people enjoyed it.
She was still bored, and her mother wasn't yet home.
Coraline got a chair and pushed it over to the kitchen door. She climbed onto the chair and reached up. She got down, then got a broom from the broom cupboard. She climbed back on the chair again and reached up with the broom.
Chink.
She climbed down from the chair and picked up the keys. She smiled triumphantly. Then she leaned the broom against the wall and went into the drawing room.
The family did not use the drawing room. They had inherited the furniture from Coraline's grandmother, along with a wooden coffee table, a side table, a heavy glass ashtray, and the oil painting of a bowl of fruit. Coraline could never work out why anyone would want to paint a bowl of fruit. Other than that, the room was empty: there were no knickknacks on the mantelpiece, no statues or clocks; nothing that made it feel comfortable or lived-in.
The old black key felt colder than any of the others. She pushed it into the keyhole. It turned smoothly, with a satisfying clunk .
Coraline stopped and listened. She knew she was doing something wrong, and she was trying to listen for her mother coming back, but she heard nothing. Then Coraline put her hand on the doorknob and turned it; and, finally, she opened the door.
It opened on to a dark hallway. The bricks had gone as if they'd never been there. There was a cold, musty smell coming through the open doorway: it smelled like something very old and very slow.
Coraline went through the door.
She wondered what the empty flat would be like—if that was where the corridor led.
Coraline walked down the corridor uneasily. There was something very familiar about it.
The carpet beneath her feet was the same carpet they had in her flat. The wallpaper was the same wallpaper they had. The picture hanging in the hall was the same that they had hanging in their hallway at home.
She knew where she was: she was in her own home. She hadn't left.
She shook her head, confused.
She stared at the picture hanging on the wall: no, it wasn't exactly the same. The picture they had in their own hallway showed a boy in old-fashioned clothes staring at some bubbles. But now the expression on his face was different—he was looking at the bubbles as if he was planning to do something very nasty indeed to them. And there was something peculiar about his eyes.
Coraline stared at his eyes, trying to figure out what exactly was different.
She almost had it when somebody said, “Coraline?”
It sounded like her mother. Coraline went into the kitchen, where the voice had come from. A woman stood in the kitchen with her back to Coraline. She looked a little like Coraline's mother.
Only...
Only her skin was white as paper.
Only she was taller and thinner.
Only her fingers were too long, and they never stopped moving, and her dark red fingernails were curved and sharp.
“Coraline?” the woman said. “Is that you?”
And then she turned around. Her eyes were big black buttons.
“Lunchtime, Coraline,” said the woman.
“Who are you?” asked Coraline.
“I'm your other mother,” said the woman. “Go and tell your other father that lunch is ready,”
She opened the door of the oven. Suddenly Coraline realized how hungry she was. It smelled wonderful. “Well, go on.”
Coraline went down the hall, to where her father's study was. She opened the door. There was a man in there, sitting at the keyboard, with his back to her.
“Hello,” said Coraline.
“I—I mean, she said to say that lunch is ready.”
The man turned around.
His eyes were buttons, big and black and shiny.
“Hello Coraline,” he said. “I'm starving.”
He got up and went with her into the kitchen. They sat at the kitchen table, and Coraline's other mother brought them lunch. A huge, golden-brown roasted chicken, fried potatoes, tiny green peas. Coraline shoveled the food into her mouth. It tasted wonderful.
“We've been waiting for you for a long time,” said Coraline's other father.
“For me?”
“Yes,” said the other mother. “It wasn't the same here without you. But we knew you'd arrive one day, and then we could be a proper family. Would you like some more chicken?”
It was the best chicken that Coraline had ever eaten. Her mother sometimes made chicken, but it was always out of packets or frozen, and was very dry, and it never tasted of anything. When Coraline's father cooked chicken he bought real chicken, but he did strange things to it, like stewing it in wine, or stuffing it with prunes, or baking it in pastry, and Coraline would always refuse to touch it on principle.
She took some more chicken.
“I didn't know I had another mother,” said Coraline, cautiously.
“Of course you do. Everyone does,” said the other mother, her black button eyes gleaming.
“After lunch I thought you might like to play in your room with the rats.”
“The rats?”
“From upstairs.”
Coraline had never seen a rat, except on television. She was quite looking forward to it. This was turning out to be a very interesting day after all.
After lunch her other parents did the washing up, and Coraline went down the hall to her other bedroom.
It was different from her bedroom at home. For a start it was painted in an off-putting shade of green and a peculiar shade of pink.
Coraline decided that she wouldn't want to have to sleep in there, but that the color scheme was an awful lot more interesting than her own bedroom.
There were all sorts of remarkable things in there she'd never seen before: windup angels that fluttered around the bedroom like startled sparrows; books with pictures that writhed and crawled and shimmered; little dinosaur skulls that chattered their teeth as she passed. A whole toy box filled with wonderful toys.
This is more like it, thought Coraline. She looked out of the window. Outside, the view was the same one she saw from her own bedroom: trees, fields, and beyond them, on the horizon, distant purple hills.
Something black scurried across the floor and vanished under the bed. Coraline got down on her knees and looked under the bed. Fifty little red eyes stared back at her.
“Hello,” said Coraline. “Are you the rats?”
They came out from under the bed, blinking their eyes in the light. They had short, soot-black fur, little red eyes, pink paws like tiny hands, and pink, hairless tails like long, smooth worms.
“Can you talk?” she asked.
The largest, blackest of the rats shook its head. It had an unpleasant sort of smile, Coraline thought.
“Well,” asked Coraline, “what do you do?”
The rats formed a circle.
Then they began to climb on top of each other, carefully but swiftly, until they had formed a pyramid with the largest rat at the top.
The rats began to sing, in high, whispery voices,
We have teeth and we have tails
We have tails we have eyes
We were here before you fell
You will be here when we rise.
It wasn't a pretty song. Coraline was sure she'd heard it before, or something like it, although she was unable to remember exactly where.
Then the pyramid fell apart, and the rats scampered, fast and black, toward the door.
The other crazy old man upstairs was standing in the doorway, holding a tall black hat in his hands. The rats scampered up him, burrowing into his pockets, into his shirt, up his trouser legs, down his neck.
The largest rat climbed onto the old man's shoulders, swung up on the long gray mustache, past the big black button eyes, and onto the top of the man's head.
In seconds the only evidence that the rats were there at all were the restless lumps under the man's clothes, forever sliding from place to place across him; and there was still the largest rat, who stared down, with glittering red eyes, at Coraline from the man's head.
The old man put his hat on, and the last rat was gone.
“Hello Coraline,” said the other old man upstairs. “I heard you were here. It is time for the rats to have their dinner. But you can come up with me, if you like, and watch them feed.”
There was something hungry in the old man's button eyes that made Coraline feel
uncomfortable.
“No, thank you,” she said. “I'm going outside to explore.”
The old man nodded, very slowly. Coraline could hear the rats whispering to each other, although she could not tell what they were saying.
She was not certain that she wanted to know what they were saying.
Her other parents stood in the kitchen doorway as she walked down the corridor, smiling identical smiles, and waving slowly. “Have a nice time outside,” said her other mother.
“We'll just wait here for you to come back,” said her other father.
When Coraline got to the front door, she turned back and looked at them. They were still watching her, and waving, and smiling.
Coraline walked outside, and down the steps.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Slumdog Millionaire

I've read about this indie film a few months ago somewhere in the web and it really made me interested with its story line. I really think its kind of cute. Then I found out that the lead role in the film is played by no other than Dev Patel, Anwar of Skins! Now that is really interesting.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Justin Timberlake and Beyonce in Saturday Night Live

JT in leotards and heels! Outrageously hilarious.

Pablo Banila on the net

http://showbizandstyle.inquirer.net/you/elife/view/20081115-172353/The-real-deal-on-Pablo-Banila

There are lots of things about Pablo Banila, and most of it wouldn't need to involve your ego. If you ever saw his avatar in your account's list of viewers, it doesn't mean he's stalking you, not even close to having a crush on you. So don't freak out just yet. Isn't it good enough that he didn't hack your account if he really has some evil motives against you (although he can undoubtedly do that)?


The real deal on Pablo Banila

By Bianca Consunji
Philippine Daily Inquirer


NO, he’s not a cyber-stalker. Or a group of psychology students doing a project. Or the government in disguise. Pablo Banila is a real person, but he’s not the crazy lowlife that people thought he was.

When the first Pablo Banila article came out in 2bU two weeks ago, we were swamped with hundreds of letters and blog comments from readers. The sentiments expressed in the mail were varied; they ranged from “Pablo Banila gives me the chills too,” to “He’s a psycho who not only views my Multiply site, but Friendster as well,” to “He’s actually a genius who was just misunderstood.”

Most of the readers were curious about his identity and wanted to know who he was, while a few thought an article about him was a waste of precious newspaper space. “Argh, you gave him more attention!” said a friend, wringing his hands. Another said, “Unbelievable, you made him famous! But in any case, he still gives off bad vibes and he’s still flooding my viewing history page with his gazillion accounts.” A blog reader was more blunt, saying, “Big deal. Slow news day?”

But in either case, Pablo Banila certainly caught your attention—and apparently, the article caught his too, because he e-mailed 2bU to give the real deal on his identity. He had explained his intentions in a UP Multiply blog at http://yoopee.multiply.com/journal/item/4805, but only a handful of internet users knew about it (compared to the millions of sites that he “visited”).

Pablo Banila—Paolo Bantolo in real life—has been called many names in the past couple of months, and a lot of them weren’t too nice. “Creepy” was the first thing that came to mind when Multiply and Friendster users first saw the avatar that showed a guy with matted chin-length hair and a sign that flashed, “Yes, Pablo Banila has a crush on you hahahaha! That’s why he viewed your homepage, cute nun!”

The reactions that the avatar elicited were interesting. Initially, people truly believed that the mysterious Pablo Banila had a crush on them, gender notwithstanding—until they visited his site and realized that they were duped.

“Before I opened up a guestbook, there were three general reactions from three kinds of people,” said Bantolo in an e-mail interview. “First, from the genuinely curious—people asking me if they do know me; in other words, people who did not bother reading my profile, the naked confession of everything I am.”

He added, “[The next were] from the genuinely infatuated—schoolgirls and baby boys telling me that I can be their boyfriend anytime! The rest were people with a sense of humor. Interestingly, most of my most passionate haters honestly believed that I had a crush on them until the grand opening of ‘Pablo Banila’s Never-ending Guestbook Party.’ [Then] they found out it wasn’t only them.”

The truth is, Pablo Banila never really visited every website where his avatar appeared—his bots did. An anonymous reader who identified himself as a retired hacker explained, “Pablo Banila actually is a programmer who uses a program called ‘web crawler.’ Web crawlers were originally used by search engines such as Google and Yahoo to automatically browse web pages on the internet. [This is done so they can] save the data on their database and make an index list of the web pages on the Internet.”

The reader added, “This is all done using a program. A program with a standard DSL connection can browse 10 sites every second, 600 sites every minute and 36,000 sites every hour—roughly 864,000 Multiply sites every day.”

Others who were already in the know admitted that he was a computer genius, if only slightly off his rocker. News that he came from top schools (Bantolo graduated from the Philippine Science High School and went on to study Computer Science at the University of the Philippines Diliman before transferring to New York University; he is currently a graduate student at California Riverside) only fueled the speculations about his being a crazy genius.

Others expressed their admiration and marveled at how he was able to pull off the scheme; others, like Multiply user “emocantbevanity” said, “He’s such a weirdo … why can’t he just get a life or something? Is he that much of a genius, that’s why he became a weirdo? Oh well, moral lesson—don’t be a genius and learn to socialize with other people so you wouldn’t become the country’s biggest weirdo!”

“I never thought of my viewing activity as stalking,” Bantolo said. “It was casual web surfing. What made the difference was my classic welcome message that penetrated the unawareness of the unspoken hope the viewing history promises in an avatar of a Lesbian in Shining Armor. I can honestly say that I wanted to meet new friends, and, ultimately, build a bridge of chance towards my one true love.”

According to Bantolo, he chose Multiply and Friendster “for the high demographic of Filipinos. And because I have not tried making new friends in other networks—but I will! Pretty soon!”

He added, “I wish I could click on millions of headshots for hours in a day, for that would’ve been like playing my favorite game, Counter-Strike; but that’s just impossible in my already inhumane schedule as a working student.”

And as for stalking—as soon as it was established that the only pages “Pablo Banila” visited were the homepages of the sites, which are essentially open to public viewing (as Multiply and Friendster have contacts-only lock options)—his viewing activities can hardly be counted as harassment.

Multiply user “agnestherese” said, “Pablo Banila is hardly a stalker. He only views homepages, not blogs or photos. I think that those who make such a big deal out of it, more specifically all the hate blogs, are self-centered or maybe just hurt when they found out that Pablo Banila has a crush on them … and everyone else.”

“Public domain is public domain,” Bantolo explained. “If they felt harassed in any way, it was because I kept exercising my right to view their public profile.” He further attributed the public’s fear and irritation to his “scarecrow headshot.”

He said, “People read about accusations, libel and death threats against me written on my guestbook. I am hated in exactly the same way other human beings discriminate against blacks, Muslims, and homosexuals.”

Bantolo added, “I performed the same routine using stereotypical images of innocence (young, attractive and female) at the same duration and received virtually no reaction.”

Actually, the entire issue is moot and academic, as “Pablo Banila” has already retired and given up his homepage-viewing days. But many users, unaware of what happened, remained in the dark for the past few weeks. As a final note, Bantolo quoted the California Penal Code’s definition of stalking:

Any person who willfully, maliciously, and repeatedly follows or harasses another person and makes a credible threat with the intent to place that person in reasonable fear for his or her safety is guilty of the crime of stalking.

“Credible threat” means a verbal or written threat, including that performed through the use of an electronic communication device.

He clarified, “I am not making a ‘credible threat’ nor do I intend to ‘place any person in reasonable fear for his or her safety.’”

E-mail the author at biancaconsunji@yahoo.com

Monday, November 10, 2008

Free Ebook Download(s)

Disclaimer: This is not a post where you can download free ebooks, it is however, a post where I will share my knowledge on how to find where one could download them for free.

Okay, this will not even a list because Google might find me and kick my ass real bad if they find me posting about piracy. However, it pains me real bad when people keep posting stupid questions at Yahoo! Answers. I mean, hello?! Can't nobody use search engines these days? One just has to put key words, and i mean KEY words, to get what they need. Cut some slack please.

So, in looking for ebooks, try using Yahoo! or Google first. Remember to put the title, author, and terms "ebook" or "download" to your query. I'm sure you're bound to get something.

If that doesn't work, use torrents. You will need a program like uTorrent to download shit, though, but it is worth it. To find an ebook torrent, you then need to add the term "torrent" to your search.

But if you want to do it library style, since you don't have a particular title in mind, there are tons of ebook downloading sites all over the place. One problem, though, is that most only offer classics and canon literature. You could try ebookplanet, ebookhood, projectgutenberg, and such.

If these still don't work, try searching other publishing places, like Scribd (I love this site), or other media sites like rapidshare or megaupload.

Then again, if you still haven't found your book, search for forums. But the problem here, since other users are "giving" away the ebook, you might need to follow some instructions or conditions (like sharing stuff you have) before they give you what you do want. This could be real hassle sometimes, but what the heck? You're not buying the book for chrissake!

If you still don't find what you're looking for, maybe it's not yet on the web and you should just go buy it at your local or online bookstore.

I hope this helps. Ü

Muse- Time is Running Out, Twilight version



I loved the song before this whole Twilight shebang kicked on me. Anyhow, Edward on it doesn't really hurt. haha

Twilight, at last

Oh yes, I've finally got myself read the Twilight book by Stephanie Meyer (and surprisingly finish it in a day).

It was cute, in a teeny-bopper novel kind of way. Ü I liked Edward, he was sweet.

Enough said.

Manila showing date is on the 26th of November. Lovely.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Pygmalion by John Updike

What he liked about his first wife was her gift of mimicry; after a party, theirs or another couple's, she would vivify for him what they had seen, the faces, the voices, twisting her pretty mouth into small contortions that brought back, for a dazzling instant, the presence of an absent acquaintance. "Well, if I reawy--how does Gwen talk?--if I re-awwy cared about conserwation--" And he, the husband, would laugh and laugh, even though Gwen was secretly his mistress and would become his second wife. What he liked about her was her liveliness in bed, and what he disliked about his first wife was the way she would ask to have her back rubbed and then, under his laboring hands, night after night, fall asleep.

For the first years of the new marriage, after he and Gwen had returned from a party he would wait, unconsciously, for the imitations, the recapitulation, to begin. He would even prompt, "What did you make of our hostess's brother?"

"Oh," Gwen would simply say, "he seemed very pleasant." Sensing with feminine intuition that he expected more, she might add, "Harmless. Maybe a little stuffy." Her eyes flashed as she heard in his expectant silence an unvoiced demand, and with that touching, childlike impediment of hers she blurted out, "What are you reawy after?"

"Oh, nothing. Nothing. It's just--Marguerite met him once a few years ago and she was struck by what a pompous nitwit he was. That way he has of sucking his pipestem and ending every statement with 'Do you follow me?'"

"I thought he was perfectly pleasant," Gwen said frostily, and turned her back to remove her silvery, snug party dress. As she wriggled it down over her hips she turned her head and defiantly added, "He had a lot to say about tax shelters."

"I bet he did," Pygmalion scoffed feebly, numbed by the sight of his wife frontally advancing, nude, toward him and their marital bed. "It's awfully late," he warned her.

"Oh, come on," she said, the lights out.

The first imitation Gwen did was of Marguerite's second husband, Ed; they had all unexpectedly met at a Save the Whales benefit ball, to which invitations had been sent out indiscriminately. "Oh-ho-ho," she boomed in the privacy of their bedroom afterward, "so you're my noble predecessor!" In aside she added, "Noble, my ass. He hates you so much you turned him on."

"I did?" he said. "I thought he was perfectly pleasant, in what could have been an awkward encounter."

"Yes, indeedy," she agreed, imitating hearty Ed, and for a dazzling second allowing the man's slightly glassy and slack expression of forced benignity to invade her own usually petite and rounded features. "Nothing awkward about us, ho ho," she went on, encouraged. "And tell me, old chap, why is it your child-support check is never on time anymore?"

He laughed and laughed, entranced to see his bride arrive at what he conceived to be proper womanliness--a plastic, alert sensitivity to the human environment, a susceptible responsiveness tugged this way and that by the currents of Nature herself. He could not know the world, was his fear, unless a woman translated it for him. Now, when they returned from a gathering, and he asked what she had made of so-and-so, Gwen would stand in her underwear and consider, as if onstage. "We-hell, my dear," she would announce in sudden, fluting parody, "if it wasn't for Portugal there rally wouldn't be a country left in Europe!"

"Oh, come on," he would protest, delighted to see her pretty features distort themselves into an uncanny, snobbish horsiness.

"How did she do it?" Gwen would ask, as if professionally intent. "Something with the chin, sort of rolling it from side to side without unclenching the teeth."

"You've got it!" he applauded.

"Of courses you knoaow," she went on in the assumed voice, "there used to be Greece, but now all these dreadful Arabs. . . ."

"Oh, yes, yes," he said, his face smarting from laughing so hard, so proudly. She had become perfect for him.

In bed she pointed out, "It's awfully late."

"Want a back rub?"

"Mmmm. That would be reawy nice." As his left hand labored on the smooth, warm, pliable surface, his wife--that small something in her that was all her own--sank out of reach; night after night, she fell asleep.

Note: See Columbia Encyclopedia, 6th ed., 2001, for a brief explanation of the Greek myth of Pygmalion.

Published in Trust Me by John Updike (Alfred A. Knopf, 1987). Rpt. in Literature: 150 Masterpieces of Fiction, Poetry, and Drama, edited by Beverly Lawn (New York: St. Martin's, 1991), 296-7.